Let me tell you how I got here. I took the train to Gare d'Austerlitz. You guys remember BERRRRTHA!!!!!! well, she has gained weight, smh....
I don't know how I made it, but I did.
It takes a village to move BERRRRTHA!!! and I want to thank all the people that helped me get to my destination:
- my host lady for driving me to the train station
- the 2 guys at the Gare de Blois for helping me get my bags on the train
- the guy on the train with the bike who helped me put my bags on the shelves
- the Bolivian lady who sat next to me on the train to Austerlitz and helped me walk my bags to the bus stop
- the bus driver on bus #1 who didn't check to see if I bought a ticket
- all the people on bus #1 who got on the bus the same time as I did, ergo helping with #5
- the man on bus #1 who helped me get my bags off the bus
- the lady on bus #2 who helped me walk my bags to bus #3
- the driver of bus #3 who didn't check to see if I validated my imaginary ticket
- and last but not least, Dieba for babysitting BERRRRRTHA for 1 week!!!
whew. I wonder how many calories I burned....
ttyl.
lmao
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